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I asked The Doc to help with the description for this list. Here's what he says...

"You've got three weeks to write a play for your boss's birthday.  It's got to be great.  All his beer-swillin', ditch diggin', field workin', chick-chasin' buddies from the country will be with him. The play has got to make the boss proud. It can't make fun of him.  It's got to include lots of these things:  drinking, sex, blood, sex, gore, sex, and some sex and blood and gore.  And it's got to end with everything being set straight as it should be.  Use anyone you want for actors.  Oh, except you can't use any women.  You'll have to dress some men up for the sex parts.  And don't forget jokes, and they have to be jokes that all his animal friends will understand, so keep it simple.  Screw it up, and you'll probably lose more than just your job.

These are the conditions that Shakespeare wrote under. Sure, they used different words four hundred years ago, but they still talked about the same stuff:  sex, blood, money, and then some more sex.  You just need to learn what things were called.  If the peasants got the jokes, why not you?  The crowds were full of sweaty, drunken, screaming, hollering men.  You think they went to see men in tights?  Would you?  There must be something more. 

Shakespeare wasn't a 'high-brow.'  You don't need to be one to understand him. So loosen up your cod-piece a notch or two and let's go find out what the punchlines are to all those dirty jokes!  There might even be some other stuff hidden in there.

Hell, when we get done with the plays, let's move on to real man's work:  poetry.  And keep the goddam kids outta here!  They don't need to be learning this stuff!"

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