Humorous Quotes attributed to Al McGuire
1928-2001, American Basketball Coach

A team should be an extension of a coach's personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.

All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.

Don't call me son unless you're going to include me in your will.

I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.

I don't discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I'm not interested in philosophy classes.

I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.

I stayed in the league (NBA) three years by diving over press tables and starting fights.

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.

I think the world is run by C students.

I'm an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.

We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.

When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.

Winning is only important in war and surgery.

You cannot have a bland feeling about me. Either I'm a showboating son of a bitch or I'm the darling that everyone picks on.

You know what pressure is? It's when the cheerleaders are jumping and you don't notice their breasts.

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